vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

“you listened to 27,000 minutes of this artist” who cares Spotify tell me how many minutes of my friends’ laughter I’ve heard that’s the sound of my year you fool

If there were an unholy venn diagram of gay love shitposts and Boomer anti technology comics this would be in the middle

pissvortex:

the guy who robbed pewdiepie’s house was just having a heated gamer moment

killbettywhite-deactivated20200:

I was born for shock value

roseperfume:

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

jeoel:

what i do is none of my business

outlaw-lookingforthesun:

methlabrador:

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

As someone with social anxiety, this is both funny as fuck and helpful as fuck. The perspective that those fears are so extreme that they become humorous is a pretty effective reality check my dude

armchair-factotum:

bi-finnskywalker:

lesbianadineross:

http-danvers:

thechronicleofshe:

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

Juni Cortez killed Tony Stark

standingcowrrdly:

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

southerntinkerbelle:

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

iridescentoracle:

lorax177:

nimmenstjer:

talesfromweirdland:

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

I trode on the toad road